crumb dumpster

someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. Someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. In other words, a fatass.

Look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.

I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.

We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.

I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.

Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011

dumbit

a phrase that is a combination of "darn it" or "damn it" with "dumb", said when a girl accidentally walks into a tree branch and she mixes up her thoughts!

"Hey! Look out for that tree bench!"

"Huh?" (smack) "AHHH, DUMBIT!"

by afdoublezbaby December 28, 2007

dumping

Skier/Snowboarder slang for snowing conditions such that the accumulation rate is in excess of 4"/hour or the visibility is reduced to less than 100'.

Dude - It's dumping out. Tomorrow should be totally epic.

by split_jetstream September 21, 2009

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010

Dumpster Cat

A middle aged whore of a woman who thinks she's a cougar but is unattractive and slutty

Quit being a whore Beverly your not a cougar, your a dumpster cat

by Interdimp June 8, 2015

cum dumpster

a girl who sucks a lot of cock

jayne barret is a cum dumpster and swollows so much cock

by addison roucain May 18, 2010

cum dumpster

1. A female who lets all men have easy access to the cat from down under.

2. See Paris Hilton

Mike: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, probably gonna watch porn.
Mike: Dude, you don't need to do that. Hey come over to my place, I got us a cum dumpster for the night.
Joe: Sweet.

by Killthepond July 20, 2008