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Humpty Dumpty
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when you
are
sleeping
at someone's house and you are really
uncomfortable
so you escape before they wake up.
I didnt want to
say goodbye
to her
in the morning
so I humpty dumpty-ed
out of the house
Humpty Dumpty
by
theweeeone
August 19, 2010
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