Ditch witch

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend

Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

ding dong ditcher

1.a man who undergoes surgery to change his gender

2.a lesbian

ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha

ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks

by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009

Dolche

Means to be to incredibly fucking awesome/uber/epic/divine/shine with dazzling elegance.

student: I think everyone just about failed that exam, except for Heather, simply because she is so fucking Dolche.

Heather: Yea, only because i'm a Demigod, no worries though, have a nice day!"

by Thomas C. Clayton August 28, 2010

Ding-Dong Ditch

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.

Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010

doitch

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

She ditched me

When a guy gets attention from a woman at a bar, and then she withdraws from him in a hurry.

This chick in a red dress just taught me how to drink scotch, and then she ditched me!

by Hoosfoos July 28, 2011

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.

Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.

by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010