divorce

from the latin meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

by fairy nuff September 23, 2003

spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by kajoe August 28, 2006

diva

a polite way of calling a self absorbed narcissistic woman a bitch

So and so is a diva.

by Jewel888 January 3, 2014

divak

(verb) to exert an exorbitant amount of energy wooing a lady, only to have the relationship stall at "just friends" status, thereby never receiving any "benefits"

Nick sure went all out divaking Brooke, but she just never seemed to give him any.

by Lazor September 14, 2008

dive cafe

A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.

Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.

by linguishionista October 20, 2008

divance

a female answer to bromance, a serious non-sexual female-female relationship

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie circa early 2000 had a certifiable divance.

by Optima Prime July 11, 2010

Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.

Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!

by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010