gold digger

Any woman who breaks up with one chronically broke and unemployed boyfriend and then goes on to date a less financially inept man at any point in her lifetime. Usually applied to said woman by the chronically broke and unemployed ex-boyfriend she just left and/or his equally broke and unemployed slacker friends.

"Yeah, she broke up with him when he flunked out of school and got fired from his job for smoking weed in the parking lot in the same week. Now she's dating a co-worker at her new job. What a gold digger that girl is!"

by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008

Dingle Cherry

Much like a Dingle Berry, a dingle cherry is composed of period clumps instead of shit.

I was chowing on some box and I hit something salty, I think it was a dingle cherry.

by Mike St. Louis February 15, 2008

Gold digger

A person, usually a woman, who's primary objective in a relationship is to have access to their partner's money.

People often look down on gold diggers and refer to them as selfish whores. But if you're dumb enough to let someone use you for your money, or dumb enough not to realize you're being used, then you only have yourself to blame. Usually the gold digger's partner just wants them for sex anyways. They are no better than the gold digger.

That gold digger sure knows how to get what she wants.

by al2424 July 7, 2011

dingle

Short for Dingle-Berry. Which is old shit and TP stuck to your ass hairs

by Jeff Marjama October 23, 2003

Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.

Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

dingleberrys

little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass

I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat initiation.

by Jimbo D July 3, 2006

Dirk's Diggler

Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.

Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009