Not Dealing

When you're really not hanging out/chilling/etc. Unable to deal with yourself. Freaking out.

Yo Mike's not dealing at all. He's tweaking his beak off.

Yo I woke up and I was so hungover, I felt psychotic. 100% not dealing.

by NahManItsNotLikeThat January 7, 2011

curry dealer

A person that has a busy Indian takeaway or restaurant is defined as a curry dealer.

Damn you seen that local
Curry dealers new Mercendes Benz

by Jamie1017 September 28, 2017

chappal dealer

Most sexiest person on discord. He sells chappal and own 69 trillion chappal factory

Oh, he's my love chappal dealer

by Steen 69 December 24, 2021

Cock Sucker Deal

It is when you get a deal wth your company by kissing ass and sucking cock.

Spike said to Craig. Hay Craig thanks for helping me keep my job in Maintence Control. You really went down on George for me. He will always go out of way to help you when you are sucking his cock. That is some "Cock Sucker Deal" you got for me.

by KenFain December 15, 2009

Here's the deal

It's what Joe Biden says when he wants you to think he's being brutally frank with you, but the truth is it's a signal (inadvertent or not) that he's about to tell a big whopper

biden: Here's the deal! My new energy plan will benefit ALL Americans
working stiff: Oh, geesh. Here we go again
biden: Including and especially women and POC who are most adversely impacted by global...
working stiff: Oh, FFS *groan*

by thurb May 17, 2021

deal breaker

An insensitive term used by a partner in a relationship to refer to the often materialistic demands expected to be gained from the opposite partner's expense. That is, a "deal breaker" is a goal, requirement, or condition that must be met in order to keep the other person's supposed love for you.

Female partner: If we cannot afford a wedding within the next three months, that's a deal breaker for me.
Male partner: If you cannot be patient, that's a deal breaker for me.

by Ray Stinkle February 27, 2015

Meal Deal

Another way of saying “omg”. Originated by the lemon cult, can also be expressed with the emojis 🥘🤝.

“meal deal pls I can’t deal with you”

by lemoncult November 9, 2020