i guess im just a play date to you

the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet

*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*

i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu

by 7o7.cecilia May 15, 2020

Grind date

“The Grind Date is simply a slang way of saying working, being about your hustle, just trying to do your job. So you know, someone working really hard and maybe doing more than one job, have three jobs, it’s just a way of saying they are on their grind. They are on their hustle. They are just trying to make their ends meet and live. I think that we at De La Soul have come to see ourselves like that. We have never fit into what was the norm of rap, even when we were at the height of our career when we first came out. But even when trying to still put music out and make it what we want it to be its a lot of work, it’s a grind. So we symbolize where we are today and contribute to that word, it’s like it’s a ‘grind date’"

"Grinding and working your best to meet a certain level of success that you don’t know what it is until you get there. The term is actually playing of the term ‘a blind date’, like knowing that you have a date with a woman, but not knowing what she looks like until you knock on that door and she opens it. So we are saying it’s like opportunities and the success we are trying to reach with our career, you really don’t know what it is or how to measure that success until it’s pretty much over and done until you meet that day that its over and you tally everything up.”

(Posednous - De La Soul)

I am working hard, having the Grind Date
Until I get the money to buy my left leg's skate

by Ernests January 25, 2007

three date rule

guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly

Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.

by sf chica July 9, 2005

quasi-date

A date that looks like a date, but isn't really a date.

"I went on a quasi-date with Amanda last night."

"oh ya where did you go"

"We went to the vet, her dog died."

"What????"

"Ya, We went somewhere talked, hugged, it was great except she cried the whole time."

by j gear February 18, 2009

pseudo-date

when one person asks another person to do something and only one person knows that it's a date.

i totally took this girl on a pseudo-date, she thought we were just friends, but i totally wanted to get in her pants the whole time.

by clare21 October 4, 2005

Anti Date

Having previously dated someone, and that someone claiming you did in fact not date. The time that you dated said person is known as "Anti-dating".

Boy: "Don't you remember our relationship?"
Girl: "We didn't date. You may think so, and everyone else may think so, but we didn't."
Boy: "So, we anti dated?"

by Pope Chris XIX January 6, 2009

Sexpiration Date

When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.

"I really need to get laid. I'm way past my sexpiration date!"

by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010