online dating

A more than pathetic excuse for the release of sexual tension; often, these relationships occur between awkwardly prepubescent 16 year olds and 47 year old guys. Yes, we know about Gerold.

Wow, Tye is totally online dating this chick he doesn't even know, nor will he ever. What a douchefag.

Yeah, he's too pathetic to have a real relationship.

by ProphesyOfWolf February 11, 2009

Dating

Dating is where you ask someone out and they agree. Breaking up is where either person physically tells their partner that they aren't dating anymore

I am dating you

by Anonymoussssshdkdjf May 10, 2018

Dating site

a website that is used for dating online, these sits house. People online who tend look for a lover (or just sex). an example of dating sits would be "Tinder" "E harmony" and "ashley madison"

Bob. I just got on this dating site
Phil. Bruh thats all fake

by Jackie choon October 1, 2018

crap dusting

Farting while walking or walking while farting. (silent or audible)

I crap dusted my way down the sidewalk.

I was crap dusting as I walked away from her.

by Bubbacop March 12, 2009

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

Vampire Dating

A nocturnal relationship where you only date or have booty calls after dark (ie 11pm...)

Someone you never get an email, text or phone call from until after dark
Vampire dating after dark

by Alex NiteSky January 6, 2012

Drive-thru dating

when you flirt or get flirted with at a drive-thru window

Use your imagination

-"Where are my nuggets ?!"

>"Oh shoot, I forgot, I got flirted with at the window, the next step might be Drive-thru dating"

by Drive-thru-dater January 23, 2010