crookabanger

Your whole crew can bang'er

We were just chillin lookin for a crookabanger so we could have some fun

by N Wagh July 22, 2008

crookedize

the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.

"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"

by Cathie Matel January 17, 2008

crookedem

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

croo

the activity of stage crew as to not be confused with rowing crew

Croo encourges sexism.

by ApplejaXX April 9, 2008

croodle

A cross between a crouton and a labradoodle.

I can't believe it. That croodle is eating some strange form of gorp, where the peanuts have been replaced with kittens!

by The Beck February 18, 2009

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Crocoffs

The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.

Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!

by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009