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CreamS(h)tick

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When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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creamy fudge

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Pussy juice that is squirted onto the victim (eg sex slave )
Squirt your creamy fudge on me
by Pussy magnet 123 May 29, 2017
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creamspleeming

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The act of seeing, hearing, or fornicating with a fine ass female to the point where you bust so hard, you nut backwards.
Person 1: Bro, you see Ashley yesterday?
Person 2: Of course dude, those booty shorts made me start creamspleeming on sight.
by Squeetle12 June 17, 2017
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creamy

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When shit is so fucking insane, but it just fits so well and seems so right.
Dude- "Did you see what she was wearing last night?"
Bro- "Dude that shit just looked so right"
Dude-"Yeah man it was hella creamy"
by redisfire September 24, 2017
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A phrase used to describe when a user makes a cringey video intending it to go viral, but doesn't succeed.
Oh, your cute cat video has 3 views. Creamy memes, broken dreams, bro.
by Vdgman November 7, 2017
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creamy cooler

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When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.
Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite
by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017
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When Mike Pence vividly dreams of a bukake session with the entire cast of Hamilton. Usually on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons.
I can't just bust out a creamy Hamilton right here and now! -Mike Pence
by LaShanda Carver December 18, 2017
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