poop chute

Is the proper term "poop chute", "poot chute", or "poot shooter"? In any case, it's an ass hole.

If I was a turd, I'd be proud to come out of THAT poop chute.

by Marlon Austin January 15, 2008

Clute

A small Texas town located in Brazoria County between Lake Jackson & Freeport. Clute girls arent as pretty as LJ girls but arent as ugly as Freeport girls. Dont be a fool wrap your tool because it seems Clute girls are extremely fertile. This is proven by the 90% of Clute girls under the age of 18 that have at least 1 child. The other 10% are trying or are too ugly to be having sex. Clute is home to many skeezas & grenades but the worst of them are the guys. Everyone sleeps with everyone & knows who slept with who. Clute guys usually play beerpong on the weekends and all proclaim to be unbeatable & drink more then their fellow "niggas". These men also proclaim to have huge dongs which unfortunately for the ladies isn't true. But if you are a Clute woman reading this you probably already know this because you have probably slept with almost every Clute male & most likely whoever you haven't slept with your friends have. Clute men spend most of their time playing COD or fixing up their trucks (that arent even fast except for 1 & dont look good except for maybe 5) with either their parents money or the money they making working at the local H-E-B or the plant. !!Fun Fact!! 75% of Mexicans in Clute either have been or are currently employed at H-E-B!!! Apparently the only requirement to getting a job at H-E-B is being 5'6 or shorter (preferably shorter & super dark). Another Fun Fact! 98.9% of the men that live in Clute have or will work in the plant for the rest of their lives.

Clute Guy 1- What are you doing Friday??

Clute Guy 2- Taking my ride to the Track.

Clute Guy 1- That piece of shit!?!?!

Clute Guy 2- I just installed a new cam last night its going to run like a champ!

Lake Jackson Guy- So i'm gonna beat you by 3 car lengths not 4

Ex 2

Pregnant Clute Girl 1- I can't believe he cheated on me with that stuck up Lake Jackson Slut.

Clute Girl 2- At least he didn't cheat on you with a Freeport skank, thats how i got herpes.

by Rufas Lucas June 6, 2011

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

PS3 Exclusive content

A joke: more accurately towards xbox for being awesome.

Guy 1: Dude did you here i have halo and a motion sensor thats not a big purple dildo.

Fag: Oh yeah well i am gay and own a PS3 with no decent exclusive games and mostly asian shit that makes no sense...but we...uhhh we umm...we get ps3 exclusive content for Assassins creed.

Guy 1: well ok, im just gonna go over here and be hetro

by The Oracle of Sgt Rhubarb January 3, 2011

coatesy

Adj. To be stupid to the point of mental retardation, while making absolutely no sense at all.

Bob was watching the Flyers' game when Roenick took a cheap shot on someone and Bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with Roenick. I responded by telling him his statement was a Coatesy remark and I thus bitch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.

by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky

1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!

by Trout December 3, 2003

Milk Chute

Term for "vagina"

Is that your milk chute that smells like wet dog?

by Nobilisvir January 29, 2016