cogtogging

The act of moving so fast that the urethra passage opens, but the piss stays stationary.

The rollercoaster was moving so fast that I started cogtogging.

by GayF@gget March 10, 2024

Cogoon

Slang term for when a person finishes a goon. After achieving a perfect goon it is common practice to clean up the genitals. However if the said person does not clean up after their self, their secretion will often crust and form a hard shell around the genitals. Forming a "Cogoon," playing off the word "Cocoon."

I walked in on Edwin showing off his cogoon to Sally.

by cagoon creator March 27, 2024

Cognisious

A objectively strange event unknowingly that is suspected to be caused by a person with malicious intent.

"Mark isn't smart enough to come up with that! It was probably just a coincidence."
"I don't know man, it was pretty cognisious.."

by Danny-the-Great April 11, 2024

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

Cognal

A synonym for the word ‘syndicate’ when playing the pokies with your buddies.

We are hitting a cognal tonight if you want to buy in.

by Dimsims04 December 28, 2024

Cogswabbled

Absolutely flabbergasted. In great shock and awe.

Frank: “I was completely cogswabbled when I saw the size of that pimple.”

by Edword January 14, 2025

Cogitomonimeros Syndrome

Pronounced as:

/Co/gi/to/mo/nim/e-ros Syndrome

Is an unofficial term for a disability of which one individual's thoughts are grounded to perverseness, sex or the obscene. Cogitomonimeros Syndrone may effect individuals who in there lives took or have seen environments where sexual activity is prominent. this disability may hinder;
Logicial or rational thinking(Problem Solving, etc), Intelligence, Socialization... etc

Cogito from the latin word "Cogito" meaning "to think"/"I think"
Monim from the greek word "Monimo" meaning "Permanent"
Eros from the greek god love and desire

"You have been diagnosed with Cogitomonimeros Syndrome"

by Shuumei Todo January 24, 2025