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Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
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Chip police

The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.
The chip police is hunting julia mocos down
by julia mocos March 14, 2021
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Kickin Chips

Can refer to doing drugs, having sex or any activities that is pleasurable
As soon as I get home from work, I'm kickin chips
by Dr.Feelin2Good November 15, 2017
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Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.
In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.
by LadyLyles March 14, 2020
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cum chips

When your ejaculated juice (cum) dries up, and flakes.
the cum dried on her stomach and cum chips flaked off.
by Nate13 January 21, 2008
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chip leader

The player in a poker game who has more chips than any other player.
by Alex Cartier July 31, 2008
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The Chip Jip

When you expect a much larger amount of chips in your bag, so you become upset at the fact that the bag is less than half full.
"Man, I got the chip jip today when I bought a bag of Doritos."
by kacemugs September 5, 2009
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