Shy Chimpanzee

When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.

That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.

by itsybitsyspyder October 26, 2016

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018

Cameron chimp

If you see someone with this name beat his ass he can’t fight he’s only going to say I got asthma I got asthma

Oh shot it’s cameron chimp get his ass

by Cameron chimp December 18, 2019

Ern Chii

Ern Chii's are very special, they tend to be extremely adorable and intelligent. They are funny, nice and can easily make people smile from ear to ear! Their not usually in the centre of attention and often is the popular girl's best friend, but this doesn't mind them! They prefer to watch at the side and laugh along.

popular girl: *laughs Ern chii, you are so funny!
Ern Chii: Haha, thanks!

by aMaZingdEvil February 5, 2020

Bimp Chimpin

A 'movement' for your with the boys and ur chilling with bimpson, y'all are bimp chimping.

Person: "So what did you guys do this weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh we were just bimp chimping at Gary's place."

by K1K18 September 17, 2020

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021