"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.
by Cale and Nick May 9, 2005
Get the smell my cheese mug.is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.
by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019
Get the The Cheese Touch mug.Related Words
cheefer
• cheefe
• Cheefed
• cheefer challenge
• butt cheefer
• cheese
• cheeseballs
• Cheese-grater
• cheese stick
• cheese pizza
by Zega Moosh January 2, 2004
Get the windex and cheese mug.by gingerbaz December 8, 2006
Get the you smell like cheese mug.Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!
by gorillaz April 28, 2008
Get the cheese sticks mug.a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.
by douchebop January 13, 2013
Get the cheese turd mug.A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.
by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014
Get the cheese pasty mug.