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cactus kerfucktis

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.
"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"
by OzzieHank December 1, 2016
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Cactus

Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.

She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016
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Cactus

A veri big pokeh tingy dat hurt u when u touch it. Like dat one guy on te youtube that jump into cactus and he scream, he scream loud. I think he got hurt. He bleeded. He bleeded rly bad. Bleding is bahd. Yeh dont bled it hurt ur intestines. That is bahd. Yeh dont touch cactus. Cactus bahd.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got poked by a cactus. He accidentally fell on one. Or two. Well he is in better place now.
by XenonUnlimited March 28, 2017
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cactus

by cactifucker April 22, 2017
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cactus clit

Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".
So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"
by Self1sh August 28, 2017
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Catfush

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Basically some potatoes that been used in a lab experience, some nerds created catfush a catfish-potato ,
Catfush are nubs ,
Biggest nerds , they love mango's better then peaches

They play unturned in single player mod , they are usually big savages Kosing pigs whit masterkeys
They are watching YouTube videos whit a fkg gameboy and watching Teletobies Mlg's all day
They are bringing up the worst memes, to reality

Catfushes are some plebs of the world

No GIFs for your search ¯\_(ツ)_/
He got friendzoned, because her ex girl discovered he was a catfush

Jimmy is a catfush, he is making cocain puddings and weed brownies
by CatfushLegit September 1, 2017
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Cactus Budding

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.
"I cant masturbate anymore because im cactus budding"
"Haha fuckin loser you got herpes"
by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017
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