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barker

An unattractive person; One who resembles a dog.
Where does Geoff get these girls? I thought the last one was bad, but this one is a real barker!
by TheDubiousDrDan July 22, 2015
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Barker College

Used to be gay where boys blow boys and suk there diks.

Now gurls in y7 blow boys

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by Xavier Gyngell KNOX opopopo October 17, 2021
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Grr Bark Bark

The quote above is only used by edgy furries who have anti-vaccination mothers. They will have autism by the age of 'newborn'. They also smell like beans and curry paste.
Being clapped in the cheeks
"Grr bark bark!" <- The autistic bitch
"The fuck? This bitch obtuse or some shit!" <- The dumbass who thought it's a good idea to fuck her.
by Act The Act November 8, 2018
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Bark

1. (v) Rubbing one's rump against the bark of a tree, often for sexual gratification

2. (n) A name for one who barks

3. (n) A common insult, implying that one barks
1. Yesterday I saw Bob Barker barking in the woods; he looked quite happy.

2. Crazy Pete is a barker; he loves rubbing his rump against trees.

3. Shut up, you barker!
by Kate Mueller December 19, 2006
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that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.
1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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bark humper

An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a trees's right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth
did you see the bark humper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature nazi protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.
by Mike Schultz January 24, 2008
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Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider
(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!
by Sap December 25, 2004
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