Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

by Lil pepp June 20, 2014

I'm so fucking bored!

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!

E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!

by TMOB2 June 15, 2019

boredness

To be bored to the point of playing webpage advertisement games.

"Win an X-Box 360," he read. "I've got a case of boredness, sure why not?" He thought.

by Ryan Harms December 28, 2005

Barbed

To sign, or have signed, a contract with a mobile phone service provider with severe early termination financial penalties.

Switched to an HTC phone with AT&T so I'm getting barbed by Verizon.

by Wynken de Word March 24, 2010

boredo

Its another word for bored just funnier to say

I'm so boredo you wanna go do something?

by Chrissy Taylor March 12, 2005

bombed out

to be excluded from something.

Your sister didn't get invited? Shady man, well bombed out

by S.e.a.n January 4, 2007

Boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things. There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television, counting nails in a wall, or intimate sexual actions. Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

one was in a state of Boredom

by hbhbhb1995 January 20, 2012