balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

blancid

To be very gross. The worst at every thing. Smells like crap.

Jake, gage, and many other rancid westbrook kids. Jake is being very Blancid today maybe he didnt get enough sleep.

by thebailanator May 13, 2010

Balane

Is usually person with a microscopic dick who usually works as a stripper for Homosexual men,they usually wear glasses and they like to watch old western films at retirement homes.

I think that guy's acting like a Balane

by pseudonym8011 July 6, 2011

balanuj

A Balanuj is fun, manipulative and shrewed. He can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. He likes to splurge money on random things, will have snickers for lunch so that he can splurge on scotch. He is a person who will tell you whats on his mind, but you still dont have the heart to trust him completely. He knows he should avoid unhealthy food, but is too selfish to think otherwise. A balanuj loves pork, any form of it. A balanuj is a bookworm. A balanuj loves wordly talks and walks.

A Balanuj is the epitome of quirkyness.

by impy0507 November 27, 2011

Blanadian

A black Canadian. A combination of the two words black and Canadian

Yo, what is up my Blanadian, eh?

by khip25 May 28, 2012

Belangalo Truffle

The human remains found in a shallow grave with enough riga mortis-stat to make eating them just delicious.

Crib: Can I have my Ivan Milatstat steak with a shaving of belangalo truffle and can I get that stat-stat

Gagalette: #actual?

by DuckSauce December 12, 2012

Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.

"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."

by Sean of old December 28, 2012