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Sweet Blowjobby Metal 

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter
1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.
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Vegan Blowjob 

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.
I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.
Vegan Blowjob by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

Nursing blowjob 

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob
I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob
Nursing blowjob by anonymous November 16, 2022

blowjob day 

March 24 all girls give a blowjob to any guy
Hey. It's national blowjob day. Lay down and enjoy!!

The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
The Ultimate Blowjob by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.
The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

Blowjobery 

A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.
Brittiney: Hey honey, let's go look at the shoes?

Daniel: You go ahead, I'll be at the Blowjobery.
Blowjobery by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014