Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.

#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick

by Theangryhat June 22, 2020

good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018

God bless Jessy James

A saying that some people have that are rebels against society like biker gangs, heavy metal bands etc.

Jess James was an old west outlaw that robbed hundreds of trains and banks.

Man 1: Lets drink ti Jessy James.
Man 2:Yeah,God bless Jessy James.

by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010

bless

To bless someone
To hit them or 'spark' them

'I'll bless you if you dont gimme your phone bled innit'

by C U Nit December 22, 2005

bletsoe

a fish who has gills in the shape of an afro

mmmmm...... that bletsoe tastes nice

by gretta spindal June 28, 2010

Blessing in Disguise

While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.

“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”

by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021

bless

Blew ass. To blow ass in. The act of shitting and farting simultaniously resulting in explosive debris. Normally occurs after eating Mexican fast food. In the presence of others in sound range muffling the blasts are preferred.

I had to bless the toilet after eating Tacor Bell.

by beer4lenny April 6, 2005