beard disgust

The feeling you get when you have a patchy, thin, and/or coarse, wiry beard.

Eric looked in the mirror at his sorry excuse for a beard, and felt beard disgust.

by ether83 December 15, 2011

double beard

haylor

person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man

by oned1r3t10n January 19, 2021

jam beard

king of the pies

ahhh jam beard

by Ryan Joesph May 15, 2009

grey beard

An older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. Often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.

I hate the grey beards. They do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good assignments.

by PrimalChaos August 14, 2010

suicide beard

Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

by Super-Extra December 14, 2008

beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.

Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.

by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008

Bearded weirdo

Bearded weirdo: Yuppy poser that frequents cafes wearing a scruffy beard ,a feminized shoulder purse,tight jeans,finger nail polish,total closet case that has bi-polar tendencies to either shoot heroin or suck dick,favorite activity is playing hide the salami with bros

Bearded weirdo":So what do you think of President Obama"?
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot

by Burningwreckage July 15, 2016