Tam-Bomb

The placing of a tampon into a latex condom filled about 3/4 of the way with water. The open end of the condom is then securely closed. The bomb is then to be dropped from a great height with the intention of hitting someone. If successful the bursting of the condom and moist feminine rag should elicit a scream of disgust from it's target. AKA a Perverted Projectile.

Zach: Dude, did you see me hit Brittany with that Tam-Bomb from the roof?

Jono: Yeah, that bitch was wet, and not in the good way.

by Not-Tom July 5, 2011

Vaguebooking Bomb

Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.

Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................

Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!

Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.

by World Wide Mike July 12, 2012

Elephant Bomb

When you cum and poop at the same time.

So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!

by surf December 11, 2012

Sweat Bomb

A person who walks around in public with their armpits and shirt soaked in sweat.

Look at that Sweat Bomb having lunch with the butterface on the bench over there.

by Sports Junkie January 4, 2012

Mazel Bomb

The Mazel Bomb (or adj. Mazel Bombing) is the fine art of getting a bunch of friends on Facebook to wish a Jewish, mutual friend a hearty Mazel Tov despite there being no reason. The result is that with enough people involved in the plot, the wishes will be seen by many others who will join in despite no knowing what is being celebrated. The result is much laughter and confusion all around.

Friend 1 to Friends 2 & 3 : "I've hidden this message from Victim. Lets all Mazel Bomb him and let the hilarity and confusion ensue!"

by MsRiotGrrrl March 2, 2012

Tape Bomb

A significant news event hitting the wires that may or will move financial markets.

Trader1: More tape bombs hitting ...

RTRS: EUROZONE: MERKEL SAYS GERMANY PREFERS FRENCH INSOLVENCY TO A DEBT UNION
RTRS: GERMAN FINMIN. ANNOUNCES PLAN TO PRINT DMARKS AS PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE
RTRS: EUROZONE: SARKOZY SAYS GERMANS HAVE NOT LEARNED LESSONS OF THE PAST

Trader2: <minimising Angry Birds screen> Shit, shit, shit, SELL FRENCH BANKS

by North Wind November 24, 2011

Patel Bomb

The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister.

Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.

by rajpatel December 17, 2012