john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down

Hot sexy bisexual john bateson

by Wee john November 4, 2013

Bathroom-Bate

The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap

Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

hehaw bate

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.

Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate

by Whatupcuh1234 August 14, 2017

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

kaden bates

He is a young savage he gets all the girls.many girls have lots of crushes on him and say he's very strong Andy beautiful.ussaly kaden bates's comes from a rich or wealthy family specially the grandparents.kaden bates also gets straight a's almost all kaden bates's are either doctors or have gone to Harvard

Kaden bates has a good family Kaden bates gets girls lots of girls

Kaden bates family is rich.

by Epic defeat April 23, 2018

Callum Bateman

epic boy :P

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.

by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018