Noun.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 25, 2011
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Get the Genuine Bars mug.1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.
2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.
3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.
4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.
5. Someone who can drink a lot.
2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.
3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.
4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.
5. Someone who can drink a lot.
by DrSpinLA March 22, 2011
Get the Bar Friend mug.A person who is in charge of gathering a group of people for a night at multiple bars, or a bar crawl. This person outlines a plan of attack to which bars you will visit in an efficient way during the night.
Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.
Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.
Chris was Bar Commando last night. He organized all 10 of us and had an amazing game plan for which bars we should hit in Philly.
by Genazz April 30, 2011
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eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."
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Get the pocklet bar mug.Your ability to dodge bullets, other projectiles, and punches* in MADNESS: Project Nexus.
There are three types of TAC-Bars in Project Nexus, Novice, Journeyman, and Master TAC-Bars.
Novice Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into grazes, once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Journeyman Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Master Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, you'll still convert hits into grazes. Even whilst on the floor or being shot from behind.
To recover your Tac-Bar mid-fight, simply reach a med-kit and asses your wounds. Get a crit whilst attacking an enemy with melee or unarmed. Or perform a takedown/execution whilst they're stunned.
Your type, size, and reliability of your Tac-Bar all depend on your "Battle prowess and natural ability to avoid enemy fire." Alongside your general maneuverability and keen instinct, and obviously your ability (And will) to dodge.
*Only Tac-bars in Project Nexus Classic, and the Beta of MADNESS: Project Nexus allowed you to mitigate Melee or Unarmed attacks.
There are three types of TAC-Bars in Project Nexus, Novice, Journeyman, and Master TAC-Bars.
Novice Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into grazes, once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Journeyman Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, they'll be converted back to full hits. Same if you're shot from behind or whilst on the floor.
Master Tac-Bars convert gunshots/projectiles from direct hits into full misses. Once it runs out from being shot at too much, you'll still convert hits into grazes. Even whilst on the floor or being shot from behind.
To recover your Tac-Bar mid-fight, simply reach a med-kit and asses your wounds. Get a crit whilst attacking an enemy with melee or unarmed. Or perform a takedown/execution whilst they're stunned.
Your type, size, and reliability of your Tac-Bar all depend on your "Battle prowess and natural ability to avoid enemy fire." Alongside your general maneuverability and keen instinct, and obviously your ability (And will) to dodge.
*Only Tac-bars in Project Nexus Classic, and the Beta of MADNESS: Project Nexus allowed you to mitigate Melee or Unarmed attacks.
Deimos: Christoff.. you.. uh.. ever wonder why most of these guys die a lot faster than what we do?
Christoff: Simple, they lack the tactics, and in extension, the TAC-Bars that we have. Alongside they strength, endurance, and dexterity aswell. But none of that matters if a simple bullet can still kill you**.
Christoff: Simple, they lack the tactics, and in extension, the TAC-Bars that we have. Alongside they strength, endurance, and dexterity aswell. But none of that matters if a simple bullet can still kill you**.
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