bailer

To make plans to go to the most amazing concert ever with your buddies and then then drop out at the last minute because your girlfriend is a succubus and you're whipped.

Oh great, we have to find somebody to buy Jesse's concert ticket because he's a fucking bailer as usual.

by Bootycakes August 25, 2007

baller status

A silly term thought up by a lacrosse player in Maine who has no handles. It often describes his ridiculous basketball shoes.

yo my kicks are baller status

by Cam Kolenick March 17, 2008

Beaner Baller

A white girl who only dates spics, wetbacks, beaners or latino men.
Usually has half breed spanish kids and listens to latin music. Only dates latinos.

Girl 1: Elise was called a beaner baller 4 times this week.
Girl 2: I know, she's as bad as a mudshark. Even my mom calls her a beaner baller.

Beaner Baller Latino Lover mudshark oil driller

by GinoWhitebred November 21, 2016

blur_pimp_baller

(n); a person who not only is a pimp, but also a baller with blazing quickness; they move so fast that the only thing you see is a flying blur.

He is a blur_pimp_baller; look at how quickly he picks up those girls.

by Real Easy May 11, 2009

baller jar

A container containing one eighth (3.5 grams) of cannabis concentrate, most commonly sauce or diamonds.

Bro check out the new baller jar let’s take some dabs boy!

by 710dre October 20, 2020

Pimp Baller 9000

A man who rides a bike, most of them are named toby or wes(wesley) they are a huge hit at parties. and have huge dicks. that every body wants. they ride track bikes like they ride hot chicks! also they are usualy seen with white suits and pointy white shoes, they are often mistaken for the Yakuza.

HE isn't a Yakuza, thats just a Pimp baller 9000, he might take you home though. . . .

by #1 Pimp Baller 9000 May 5, 2009

wannabe baller

people i want to smack with a frying pan

Kordova Ledbetter

by unnamed January 7, 2004