Skip to main content

Coon Balloon

Share definition
A Coon Balloon is when a flock of coloured men or women climb into a hot air balloon.

It is only considered a Coon Balloon when 4 or more coons are in it at once.
"Hey, Tyrone! let's group up fam and get in dat coon balloon u know what it is boi real tings out ere'"
by Iamthekinglol March 26, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Coon Balloon mug.

The Water Balloon

Share definition
When you get bored or tired during sex. Then you urinate inside your partner. While wherein a condom, so it fills like a Water Balloon. In order to fool your partner into thinking you ejaculated.
Last night during sex I was really tired, so I gave my girl the Water Balloon. Then I finished watching the Tonight show.
by Jamie 69 June 29, 2010
Flag
mugGet the The Water Balloon mug.

ballooning

Share definition
Ballooning is when you and possibly another friend steal a huge bunch of mylar balloons from a grocery store, like a Safeway, for example, then take them to greet your friend at the airport.

Care should be taken to check the flight landing time however, so they don't come in early and you're just stuck with all those balloons.
Pike: Hey Farkus - let's go to the Backside and have a few drinks then go Ballooning when Gordon flies in tonight!

Farkus: Hell yeah!
by candyman22 September 9, 2019
Flag
mugGet the ballooning mug.

Cum-Balloon

Share definition
When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon
Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!
by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016
Flag
mugGet the Cum-Balloon mug.

water balloon test

Share definition
When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.
I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!
by Robby S. November 18, 2007
Flag
mugGet the water balloon test mug.
After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts
by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005
Flag
mugGet the balloon knot mug.

Cock-Balloon

Share definition
Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.
Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.

Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.

Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Cock-Balloon mug.