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backward boner

Where you are engaging in sex and you still have your whity tightys on, but you have to go poop really bad so you shit in your pants therefore looking like you have a "backward boner"
i was fuckin jenny last night but before that i had mexican so i shit my pants and got a "backward boner"
by James, Schwieger May 3, 2007
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Backwards K

For one who wants to take their inebriation to the next level.

A step above the original, more juvenile, "strikeout", lies the "backwards k". It involves one more key ingredient.

The subject must first take a hit of weed (holding in the smoke), chug a beer, take a shot, then grab a freshly rolled up $20 and rip a line of cocaine. After one has completed those 4 steps, the subject can finally proceed to blow out the smoke.
Guy: Ey man, whatd you end up doing last night?
Dude: I canoe-oared a water bed...You?
Guy: Ha, nice...I woke up in my car, in an alley, with the heat blasting, an empty bottle of cheeze whiz in my hand, and a walrus carcass in the back seat.
Dude: Holy shit man...
Guy: Yea...mother fuckin' backwards k!
by The Dream Team & Friends January 6, 2010
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baldbeard

a vagina, a clam, a fish taco, a pussy
i watched her shave her baldbeard.
by kelly farkas March 16, 2007
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backwards bitches

A lying bitch that can't get the truth straight.
by Starfoxy32 January 20, 2017
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backwards ball

A magical ball in the computer game zuma which makes all the balls move in a backwards direction. It is very exciting.
ZUMA master1: What's your favourite kind of ball?

ZUMA master2: Hmm, that's a tough one but i'd have to say the backwards ball on zuma.
by Alice 'knorp' Rison April 30, 2008
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backward mung snort

The act of swallowing excess from a mung milking incident. This is done by tilting the head back and snorting inward via the nose in combination with sucking in via an the lower lip - thus effectively cleaning the mung milk from the entire area between nose and upper lip.
Man, did you see that snot - snorter? That crumb did a backward mung snort and got rid of his whole ghetto baby mustache in one shot!
by moydog October 21, 2008
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