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your brother be your mother 

The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.
Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother

*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*
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Reich Brother 

Cutting a slit through a German sausage and putting your dick through it and spin it, while getting head
"Bro last night Jessica gave me the best Reich Brother I've ever had"

Fake Brother 

A boy that you knew for a while and they are overprotective and they care about you and they mean but they can be nice a person you can talk to a person that will help you no matter what even if it’s not what you want to her basically some who care for you in a brother way
My fake brother is so overprotective about boys
Fake Brother by Janaih January 28, 2019

Dylans Brother

this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.
billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
Dylans Brother by Gagonmycock June 20, 2019

Bust Brother 

One who excels greatly in the field of busting his nuts. He has textbook tools used to finesse a MPS. Always has his head on a swivel. Not necessarily a bottom feeder, but is willing to dive in the sewers in order to add to the bod list. Has an intense Alpha mindset and this allows him to have copious amounts of sex with all sorts of silly cunts.
Damn that guy is 3 for 3 this weekend. Dude is a fucking Bust Brother.
Bust Brother by jfc12345 May 11, 2020

pussy brother 

A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.

When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
You: Hey man guess what ?

Friend: what man?

You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers

You: hell yeah! Pussy brother

you: right on

Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…

I Fucked your wife last weekend

You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.

You: right on brother
pussy brother by Pussy brother December 14, 2021