Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.

"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."

by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012

Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.

"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"

by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011

Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.

Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023

Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus

Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!

by Luc95 November 14, 2018

Peggle Blasted

During sexual intercourse, when the male or female's anal has pressure of water applied to it. Can be a shower head, hose or even rain drops if they're hard enough.

OMG! I walked in to my bathroom to Jennifer getting peggle blasted while David hit it from the front!

by xxpeggle October 9, 2018

Cash Blast

When a female squirts her amazing cum all over her lovers body.

Shelby couldn’t hold back and Cash Blast all over Matts face,neck and chest.

by Cashblastee October 31, 2018

blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.

I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.

by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018