sand blaster

After a long day at the beach you fart in someone's face, thus blasting sand all over their face.

Her face was pink and raw after receiving an unexpected sand blaster.

by The Spot Formerly Known as G August 4, 2007

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010

penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.

"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"

by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006

ghetto blaster

a car. usually baught before 2000.
To be considered a TRUE ghetto blaster, it must show at least two (3) of the following qualities:

-paint chipping
-hydrolics
-major carpet stains
-interior cloth (ie. ceiling, seats) is torn
-bullet holes on exterior
-has been keyed
-bras, thongs, or other undergarments protruding from doors or trunk
-at least 2 lights that don't work
-that mexican song as a horn
-squeaky brakes
-random backfires
-tape deck, no cd player
-etc.

Damn that ghetto blaster be pumpin. Shaniqua is damn fine in that mobile. I'd like to pull up to her bumper, and slap that monkey.

by G-ret July 16, 2008

beasted

To get your ass stomped.

When I told my mom to go to hell I got my ass beasted.

by Jessica Alba December 6, 2003

ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.

There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.

Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.

by A slice June 9, 2013