my mother asked me a question

meme of a skeleton lmao

its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"

by SCP_Temie - But in a nutshell August 29, 2023

National ask out day

October 12th ask out anybody! It's ok to get rejected but nobody is supposed to be sine on this day

Aubrey: are you Still single
Me: yea why?
Aubrey : not any more it's national ask out day

by Skai wayyy too shiesty October 11, 2021

National ask out day

On may 4th of every year you have a one time chance to ask someone out. Whether it’s a friend or someone you just find attractive, May 4th is the day

person 1: “yo dude I know you like that girl, go shoot your shot”
Person 2: “I’m too shy to”
Person 1: “But it’s may 4th! It’s national ask out day!”
Person 2: “alright fine”

by Justsomeposter May 04, 2022

Blake Preston Ask

Hockey boy. Gamer.

Blake Preston Ask is not doing his homework

by IsaacLloyd033 May 16, 2022

A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 06, 2024

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 16, 2024