SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010

tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

twat dumpling

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

by x7slim8x July 18, 2021

Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

twat gut

See bunt

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."

by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003

twat wagon

a female that is in a wheelchair

katherine has no legs so therefore is a twat wagon

by huddicuddi March 20, 2012