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Jared

Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊
I just met jared I might as well buy a lotto ticket with this luck
by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021
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Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?
by Yagggahab May 20, 2023
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jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis
jared has a massive penis
by everyguyever123123321 May 29, 2023
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Jared

Is and always will be loved by Elise❤ has a best friend with a very ✨unique✨ name (Braughn). Has a really pretty cousin named sarah and he is jealous of a ghost in his girlfriend's house
I love Jared -Elise
I miss Jared - also Elise
Nvm I don't miss him anymore because I saw him pass by earlier- Elise once again
by ur._.mom.com March 8, 2023
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Jared

A fat Costa Rican bastard who got a shitty ass haircut and hates a lovely boy named Bryan. Nigga Jared thinks he’s rich ($14 an hour makes fat niggas go crazy) he lies about everything except that he has so many hoes. Nigga thinks he’s a thug cause he live in a shitty ass apartment. The biggest city boy s(as in fat asf but he still a city boy) got pepperoni nipples, SpongeBob acne and is a big fan of chaka culture and claims the chaka set. And he is thankful for god given opportunity’s Jared is a good homie and faithful vato and
Margret: Jared is fine ask
Hannah: I’d let him nut inside of me
Margret:…
The hoes: I’d like Jared to fill my holes
by Chester2fine March 10, 2023
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Jared cuff

He is Perfection.
That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection
by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023
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indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money
I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared
by Matrix basics February 3, 2023
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