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Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 23, 2022
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Blue and White Tub

You probably have tons of recipes that utilizes its creamy, delicious goodness, but we bet that are a few things you didn’t know about Cool Whip. That little Blue and White Tub is famous for being used as storage solutions for knick-knacks, doo-dads, and other kitschy items, but we think it’s safe
by Wendysfg June 29, 2023
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south dakota hot tub

When you discover a public toilet that is slopping overboard with water-logged commercial-grade toilet paper, and feces recognizably the result of a two-bowl visit to HuHot.
I had to go so bad but the only open stall was a South Dakota Hot tub.
by Iseeu81mi July 2, 2022
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Tubs

an absolute chad who pulls bitches left n right. his dick is so big that it puts jack slayher to shame. best ML player in the world.
Tubs is so fucking hot.
by TubsyTubs June 14, 2021
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hot tub snowglobe

When you nut in a hot tub, and it floats and spins around you like a snowglobe.
My neighbors snuck over last night and left a hot tub snowglobe.
by Dub's April 2, 2020
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Caulking the tub

Precisely depositing semen while showering or bathing.
“Enough of the abhorrent rat race for the day, time to get to caulking the tub.”
by iovtheedragon June 21, 2025
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Tubs

Man those niggas tubs now! Maybe they will snap chat us that pussy, if we cool. No cap!

Tubs always giggle when they see a real nigga but ain't no water for the horse dick
by Igotitonme4real June 3, 2023
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