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Stereo Wars

The act wherein at least two parties believe an individuals musical taste supercedes another and counts down on the cd display to replace anothers selection. Violence is commonly associated with stereo wars please see prison rules
"Keelie has maintained Madonna's Erotica album is worthy of an entire listen from beginning to end. Skye uses elbows to remove Keelie from cd loading area to insert Bee Gees Best of loading staying alive"

"Jimbo: STEREO WARS!!!!"
by Keelie Bear February 24, 2009
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Like War

The act of liking everything in your Facebook news feed. When a like war has been declared people will go crazy, walls will be broken, and bi*ches will bi*ch.

During The Like War expect hundreds of notifications and tons of people shaking their fists at you.

Warning: If you attempt to start a like war you will most likely be deleted or blocked by someone.
Ex. #1:
Omer: I'm bored... Time for a Like War *Clicks "Most Recent." Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, comment, like, like, like, like, like, like*
Saugan: *Comments* OH MY GOD STOP IT! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU.
Omer: *Like comment*
Saugan: *Delete and block*
Omer: ... Bi*ch

Ex. #2
Omer: *Status* "Let the Like War Begin."

*5 Minutes Later*
Omer: The fuck? 98 Notifications?
by Omer T March 8, 2011
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porn war

n. A conflict in which the goal is to find the worst possible pornographic images or videos to send to ones enemies or husband.
I lost the battle after Andrew sent me to www.lemonparty.org. I haven't lost the porn war, but I do have to bleach my eyes.
by Bug Dougless May 5, 2006
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poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.
Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.
by Ilikecats456 March 21, 2012
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Star Wars

the greatest movie saga of all time. how good? I would choose watching Star Wars Episode 5 Empire Strikes Back over sex with Meagan Fox. But maybe I could have both...
Dude I came in my pants when i watched Star Wars last night!
by momnkai May 26, 2009
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Star Wars

A helluva sci-fi movie that contiunes to spark arguments over which movie in the series is better.
For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003
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Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021
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