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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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Wax Lab

A place where fingers are burned and tears may be shed.
Did you hear? We have wax lab all day tomorrow, isn’t that exciting!” - Sarcasm.net
by $$2th$$ October 30, 2021
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Waxed

When someone does something super extra that is completely unnecessary; something only that one dude would do. Synonym for taxing it.
Steve: I did that 500 word essay for the five extra credit points

Justin: Bro you waxed it!
by bilbobaggyballs666 October 16, 2019
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Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.
That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.
by Craytop October 20, 2015
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Waxed his balls

A term used to describe a woman consenually having sex with a man. When a woman is having sex with a man and her vaginal fluid or orgasm gets on his testicles and the motion of the sex act acts as a polisher or buffer to his balls.
She waxed his balls!
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.
by FionaAnn5 August 2, 2025
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Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.
Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.
by The commies February 25, 2020
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