washing windows

A euphemism for smoking pot. Coined upon finding a bong made out of a Windex bottle. Best part is that it is "undercover" so can be used in mixed company.

'Hey girl. Do you wanna go "wash the windows" with me?'
"Yeah. You know I love "washing windows".

by Cherrygirl September 13, 2008

wash the trisket

When someone needs to jump through hoops or go through trials to attain a desired outcome.

I needed to wash the trisket to get that job.

by Kalodidaskalos February 28, 2009

dead wash

a $1 bill. Featuring a dead wash.

you can buy 100 sweedish fish wit dat dead wash.

by av1d October 07, 2006

brain wash

Two guys are getting hand jobs from a girl, and when they're about to cum, one guy shoves his dick in the girls left ear, and the other shoves his dick in her right ear.

This girl couldn't hear for a week after i gave her a brain wash

by coak October 24, 2006

brand washing

when a company convinces its employees that it is the greatest brand ever

brand washing often occurs on your first day at a new job when your new employer makes you watch endless induction videos and presentations telling you how great the company is.

by jimbot123 February 02, 2011

washing the dogs

Washing the Dogs is one of the tasks we always say our colleugues are carrying out when Living the Dream or Working from Home. It indicates that they are not really working but actually doing something less boring instead

'Where's Anthony Pond Today?'

' He's Working from Home Washing the Dogs '

by Felix Steiner June 29, 2006

Hog wash

Piece of shit, ugly, bullshit.

Jeremy Coleman is a hog wash

by Jeanny1230 June 19, 2014