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Valentines cake

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake
by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021
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Valentine

Will throw hands if given the chance.
Horny af, will kill for some good D.
Positively psycho, but surprisingly wholesome under that brooding exterior.
Often found out at night with a bottle of the cheapest wine possible.
Valentine is such a #girlboss
by Girlboss___ November 21, 2021
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Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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Valentin

A very funny boy who has a very kind heart and never fails to make anyone laugh, who is also a choupi by heart, cares for people around him but oh he has a dark evil twist side which is villain and he can probably push you off the eiffle tower at midnight, and wouldn’t be even sorry. Be careful, he has a tendency to annoy people but is genuine A cutie from the heart! Oh and he is a total Parisian boy who’s heart lies in paris and chocolatines. Be careful, he can attack you with baguettes.
Someone : you like paris know?

Valentin : vilain! Putain!

Someone : oh, you’re so Valentin
by Pain au chocolat November 23, 2021
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ramleathal Valentine

A dumbass skill-less character in the game: Guilty Gear Strive. She's just retarded coomer bait and has no personality and pails in comparison to the giga chad: Sol badguy.
Kid: I love ramleathal she's my waifu Dad: fuck off ramleathal Valentine sucks balls. Kid: BUT THE TEIRLISTS!!!! dad: leaves and never comes back
by Sugon69 December 9, 2023
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Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together
Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
by Aloneness January 2, 2022
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