titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick January 25, 2016

I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

perceptive vision

perceptive vision ahah

When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months

Boy - Hey that cloud looks like a gun
Friend - hah he's got perceptive vision ahah

by Bincub July 12, 2017

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there was no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

Huncho Vision

When you can see the best strategies and make the best decisions. Being able to see into the future. Having a superior mindset that allows you to excel.

Mark: Yo he just made a crazy move, how'd he think of that.

Hunter: Bro he has Huncho Vision.

by mistaflames1996 December 14, 2021

ill vision

a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.

Man, my ill vision i crazy at the moment.

Everything looks so strange... I think i got ill vision.

by doofenitions November 8, 2019