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Virus

A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.
"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021
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Rape Buttsex 42069 Punjab No Virus

A phrase when typed into PornHub comes back resulting in a warning stating, “ Your search could be for illegal and abusive sexual material, where children have suffered harm.

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Tom was curious what the term “Rape Buttsex 42069 punjab no virus”, was, but was shocked with his findings when searched.
by Rockoutcokout December 8, 2021
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pekak virus

pekak virus is when you have trouble hearing properly. this virus can spread from one person to another although it is not serious, safety measures need to be taken. it is most commonly found in west malaysia.
"did you get the pekak virus??"
"OH MY GOD!! i think i did!!!"
"STAY SAFE!!!!!"
by minhoism December 14, 2021
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el coochie virus

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus
by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021
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Female Virus

A virus that turns boys into girls
by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021
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VIRUS

Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown
The attempt to kill BUGS (Back Up Generators) with a VIRUS (Virtually Ineffective Response to a Utility Shutdown) is indeed misguided.
by N800 March 21, 2022
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The Bugzo Virus

The Bugzo Virus is a fairly new virus first starting in the Bronx. The first patient ever none was Dizzle. The virus consists of a an ant like bug, traveling in the blood cells of its host. Causing the host to act tracked, cooked, and so. The Bugzo is highly contagious and can be spread through energy and vibes. The Bugzo is highly activated when inebriated and or smacked.
Damn why is Adrian acting weird crazy like that?

He’s just infected with the Bugzo virus, he can’t control the bug in his blood.
by Mamadizz December 30, 2020
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