A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.
"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 06, 2021
by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm February 25, 2024
When you and the lads are excessively consuming Stella Artois and some bloke you cant remember because you're drunk has the miraculously great idea of a cheeky Nandos. Since Nandos is commonly described as the best food known to man, everyone else inclusing you agree. A surprisingly short period of time later, everyone who is white, pale or untrained, for some reason finds LEMON AND FOKIN HERB SPICY.
by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 06, 2021