SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010

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Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

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twat dumpling

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

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Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

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Twat-letries

Products relating to vaginal upkeep, refreshment, or stimulation.

Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".

Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?

Brandon: Hells yeah!

by Dirty Rogue March 20, 2010

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Cruise Twat

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.

RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!

by bitchValentina December 21, 2018

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