teardrop titties

(n) The perfect shape of an all natural perky female breast, resembling the shape of a teardrop.

Dude I banged that chick from the bar last night. She had those perfect teardrop titties man.

by KillerBootsMan November 16, 2013

tearin' it up

Verb: the act of giving a woman pleasure during sexual intercourse to the point that the male causes the female to scream in plesure. Can be applied to the female tearin' up the male as well.

Male: Damn girl your pussy is TIGHT!
Female: AWWWWWWWWWWWW! YEAH BABY! FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK IT REAL GOOD! AWWWWW! JEEEEEESUUUSSSSS! AWWWWWWWWWW!

by Doctor doneit July 19, 2005

tears of jesus

a tasty drink

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus

by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009

near tears

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

Johnny 3 Tears

Most badass band member alive. Really holds together those more serious songs. Hollywood Undead is lucky to have him, and if they fuck up and lose him like they lost Deuce, the Undead army would just fall apart. He's been there since the beginning, and will be there until the end.

"I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock. I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off! You know we drink so much we getting drunk for weeks!" - Johnny 3 Tears

by N. Rage April 25, 2011

tear

to tear is to leave a place (also splurt, kick, t, etc)

oi blud im gonna tear/ im tearin

by Rastafari July 30, 2004

The Teardrop

When a man is about to go down on a woman. When he begins to bring his head closer to her vagina, and he then either notices or smells something he doesn't like about it, and then in one smooth "teardrop" motion brings his head right back up and away from her vagina.

"I was about to eat her out and it wasn't smelling too good so i had to evacuate using the teardrop"

by bucsfan2830 February 21, 2010