Toaster boy

Is an addiction with toasters and wants to be one . Loves toasters and wants to be one .

Teacher: what do you want to be when your older

Adam: a toaster

William: toaster boy

by Rusty spoon July 24, 2016

Toaster

Somebody whom is neutral and cannot say either yes or no. Just sit in silence

God damn. She didn’t say anything it’s like she was a toaster

by Consentmatters June 11, 2018

moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.

We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried

by 2012 March 18, 2003

Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

by girlwithasextoaster February 6, 2013

Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

by kimosabi June 27, 2014

shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.

" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.

by The crippy June 18, 2016

toaster

getting a straight person to go gay for the first time. Like when you open a new account at a bank they used to give you a toaster.

Susie got a toaster last night at the Indigo Girls concert.

by divamermaid October 31, 2009