towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out

"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"

by XnsFracture May 12, 2016

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

venting towel

When venting a beer for chugging a little bitch uses a towel so they won't get a booboo.

Hey did you see Ben Macey using that venting towel?

-yeah that kids a huge pussy

by Gggardner December 11, 2016

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa

Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina

by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 27, 2021

towel hoe

A girl you see who show no skin

My girl a fucking towel hoe

by Tyrone phyllis October 31, 2022

towel boxing

A form of locker room boxing in which the fighters both wrap there knuckles in gym towel to supress injury when no real boxing gloves are available

locker room jackass1: what the fuck you just say to me?!?! Let's towel box right no cmon man let's go
Locker room jackass2: your on dick head! Towel boxing right here right now!

by TheElderScrolls345 January 22, 2014