Thomas uprichard

Guy with glasses that likes blumpkins

My mate is a Thomas uprichard

by Olliesprollie September 20, 2019

thomas jefferson 76’s

How to tell hypebeasts that they got old shoes

SHEEEEEESH you got the thomas jefferson 76’s

by Things were getting wild April 1, 2021

Thomas Tufferson

Someone is hella tuff or nice

BRO Jalen Green is thomas tufferson

by Virginn April 14, 2021

Thomas Caltabiano

Thomas is the cutest guy you'll ever see. He loves beautiful scents, and enjoys sniffing things. He also loves to garden and enjoys picking cucumbers from the trees he plants. He enjoys to cook and is known for his famous 5 am boiled water. Above all else, Thomas loves to chat on the phone, although you better not startle him, because he'll start to moan uncontrollably. Thomas is a nice little boy and is a delight to talk to.

Guy 1 : Yo Mista Thomas Caltabiano you coming out tonight?

Thomas : AUUEGH????

by Dawier May 10, 2023

Bill Thomas'ed

in essence, to sell out. When persons A and B come up with a plan for the nightly or daily activities and both parties are high fiving and saying "hell yeah" to each other in pure excitement and enjoyment. Then at the last minute, person A contacts person B, but person B doesn't respond. You know they got your text because they otherwise would reply immediately, but now they ignore it. Finally, you talk to them the day after the next day. All person B can do at that point is laugh and make up some BS story. But you don't care cause you love person B too much to let their third nipple get in the way of your friendship.

Matt: "So, I was talking to Bob about hitting the club, but now he's not answering his phone or replying to my texts."

Leonard: "I think you got Bill Thomas'ed, bro."

by Danger Ross June 25, 2010

Jordan thomas

A sweet and trustworthy friend. Full of laughter and usually has a best friend named kim. Tends to be amazing at soccer and is perfect in every way

That girl is jordan thomas. I want to be just like her

by Jason c February 15, 2015

ruth thomas

She loves a big boy and never says no to cake. She would love to get married and have kids with 25 different men and she thinks the world of McDonalds! When a Ruth Thomas is happy she wants to run around a field and get happy by swishing around and letting Mother Nature take control.

Oooooh, I think today I want to be a Ruth Thomas and have another child and let Mother Nature take control. I also want a Maccies because I'm in a Ruth Thomas mood.

by TruthTeller2k11 June 5, 2017