Be Cool Tool

A baseball bat a la Pat Megna

Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.

by cheapthrillz March 8, 2009

what the tool

A benign exclamation when something unexpected or undesirable occurs.

Friend: Hey, you should check out /b/.
*I go there*
Me: What the TOOL.

by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

Love Tool

Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it

His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.

by Albert Marjorie July 21, 2008

Multi-tool

A Swiss army knife

"It's a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

tool box

Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.

Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.

by Poolside Becky May 2, 2008

Tool Bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that since there is not a more tool-ish word than tool, they can only be described as a "tool bag," logically. One who has the tool quality of so many tools, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

A group of sophmores is a bunch a tools ::AS TO:: A single freshman is a tool bag.

Good Charlotte are tools ::AS TO:: Ryan Seacrest is a tool bag.

by Ebits April 20, 2008

Blue Tool

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.

Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?

by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008