cleveland waffle

Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.

I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.

by Elywin May 22, 2016

Chicago waffle

Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid

I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused

by The meme god August 22, 2018

love waffle

A typo of the traditional 'lessthanthree' or, <3.

A love waffle consists of the 'less than' sign and a 'waffle' sign. <#

I love waffle you <#

by justjenn January 10, 2010

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 19, 2021

Green Waffle

Blue Waffle + Mustard = Green Waffle

It counters the fungi growing yet gives a painful burning sensation.

Just ask your mother. After i rammed her. Green Waffle

by Joe Harrison 94 March 05, 2010

waffling

Based on the path an ant would take if trying to travel in a straight line on a waffle (def: "breakfast food"). The path would be up, down, up, down, you get it. Descibes the thought processes of people who have no (testicles, brain, backbone, pick one). Basically being unable to make up your mind, and going back and forth between one decision and another.

I asked her to fuck, and she said she wanted to, and then no, and then yes, and then no... she kept waffling. I gave her a shot of tequila and she passed out; so I guess it was 'yes'.

by The Gris August 26, 2004

waffle

waffle: to hit some one, or to shag them.

Jim: Omg i totally waffled Bob last night!
Dave: You.. ..shagged Bob?
Jim: Sick bastard. Sick bastard.

by roz to the m July 21, 2006