skunk rusted

when you are masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips down into your asshole

" dude i accidentally skunk rusted myself yesterday night" { TB-SG }

by young dagger dick { rip X } July 31, 2018

Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.

That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

backward skunk

The act wherein a persons nether region is shaved with a single pass completely removing hair and organs in a stripe down the middle.

She was pissed at him and gave him a backward skunk.

by Furiantl April 16, 2021

Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.

Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?

by Aciesethos June 29, 2011

Skunk

To "creep" or view someone's FB or other info on the Internet without them knowing.

To learn more about this chic, I skunked her FB page!

by Magnetic62 March 23, 2016

Skunk

The word skunk comes from a word meaning “one who squirts”. Females are skunks. Also known as polecats ferrets fart weasel. Can be used as a noun pronoun adjective.

The skunks and I are headed to the gym to check out dick prints in gray sweatpants... you in??

by Skunksandscallywags February 3, 2019

skunk punk

The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.

When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.

by Pete Timmers January 14, 2018