Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit

Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey

by BrenanSuxCox April 11, 2020

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

Revo Monkey

Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.

She asked for someone to get her beer, and he brought over a whole case! What a revo monkey.

by Ragnex March 23, 2005

monkey blocker

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"

shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.

by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008

arctic monkeys

Sheffield (England) band, featuring Alex Turner, Jamie Cook, Andy Nicholson and Matt Helders. Universally loved for their conversational, colloquialism-heavy lyrics (bordering on the pretentious); solid rock sound and accented vocals. The band was formed around 2002, and released two UK No. 1's in 2005. Their album, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', was released on 23 January, 2006, and criticised by some for displaying a man smoking on the cover (to which I say: as if kids want to look like that guy!)

Me: Hey, have you heard that new Arctic Monkeys song?
Friend: Yeah, I love Arctic Monkeys! Are you going to their Sydney gig?

by scrabelle July 30, 2008

grease monkey

A Mechanic

by Ferg June 30, 2003

monkeying about

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53

"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"

by Hollicide March 30, 2005